Hemmorhoids! Kind of Funny Joke! - 5:18 PM, Dec. 9, 2005

This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass.

The doctor then says, I'll give you the first dose, then you can have your wife give you the second this evening.

The man replies, Okay.

Later that evening he is talking to his wife and tells her what the doctor said, and she said she would help. She puts one hand upon his shoulder and tells him to bend over.

All of the sudden the guy screams, Oh My God!!. What's wrong?, says the wife. The man replies, I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders when he gave me my medicine.