Santa - 5:53 PM, Dec. 9, 2005

* I know when you´ve been bad or good, so let´s skip the small talk, sister!

* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

* Some of my best toys run on batteries...

* I see you when you´re sleeping - and you don´t wear any underwear, do you?

* Screw the "nice" list -- I´ve got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

* That´s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I´m just glad to see you!