Awwww, poor Tommy'rich boy'Cruise! His father bullied him as a kid and hurt his wittle feewings. Then he had to go to an unforgiving school where he got bullied again. To hear him say it, you wondered if he was on a 24/7 bullying where he was bullied in shifts. Tom Cruise is a rich overpaid actor, instead of blaming his father he ought to thank him, otherwise he may have become a professor or doctor or psychiatrist!

Sensitivity sucks when a middle aged soon to be a has been actor goes through a midlife crisis. It makes the richboy look like an overgrown cry baby. Somehow Cruise is trying to look sensitive and look for pity, but it backfires as one wonders WHO IS THE MAN in the TomKat relationship!

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,20281,18730789-5001027,00.html

Scientology and Tom Cruise may have caused a woman's murder. Her son was a Scientologist being treated with vitamins because he was a schizophrenic. The mother was told to treat him this way because she was a counselor at the 'church'  or cult! Hard to say if the treatment worked since he stabbed his mother to death.

Scientology believes that psychiatric medicine derives from an ancient alien civilization’s plot to drug and enslave humanity. Good thing this guy and his mother weren't enslaved by the alien civilization.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11878503/

Directly or through his "people" Tom did have something to do with it. South Park repeat episode pulled after Hayes quits. Scientology episode deemed insensitive unlike hundreds of others that were lampooned! Connection:Paramount owns Comedy Central(South Park) and Viacom(Mission Impossible fillms). Bigger grosser:Tom Cruise.

I think that Tom's image couldn't be anymore tarnished. Showing a repeat is no big deal! Don't mess with a make-believe-know-it-all-who-thinks-he-matters, or there will be hell to pay. Cruise can afford lawyers and others to save a narcissistic image.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=1738153&page=1

So South Park caved. For now anyway. All other religions should protest!

http://smallscreen.monstersandcritics.com/article_1148045.php/%60South_Park%60_episode_switched_by_network

By now many have heard that Isaac Hayes who plays Chef on South Parks wants to leave the show because it is intolerant of people's beliefs. Christians, Jews, Muslim, etc., No Problem! Talk about Isaacs beliefs, well that is downright intolerance.

Hayes belongs to the cult that has succered many a celebrity known as Scientology. Tom Cruise is it's poster child and is currently fighting to stop the South Park episode featuring the cult and him! Tolerance is always a one way street seeing that those who profess tolerance are the ones who don't tolerate the rest.

Good-bye, Isaac and I hope Tom will give you as a successful career as South Park has as they saved you out of the toilet which is where your career was!

http://www.cultnews.com/index.php/2006/03/14/isaac-hayes-chooses-scientology-over-south-park/

Here at News Jungle I pretend to be a journalist of all trades and write in a variety of genre. Tonight can be activism, environmentalism, current events, humor, stupidity, suicidal, useless food animal, and so on and so forth!

Don't fear the reaper when it comes to your beliefs, because you might be a bigger problem to what you want to preserve. Take this story from Upstate NY about animal activist who went to sabotage Japanese whale boats in the Antartic.

http://www.syracuse.com/news/poststandard/index.ssf?/base/news-1/114137972223800.xml&coll=1

In the third part of the story it says: Their biggest scare came the next day, when the Farley Mowat headed full speed at the Oriental Bluebird, in an effort to sideswipe the Japanese whaling supply ship. On impact, the front end of the Japanese ship headed toward the Farley Mowat's back end, where containers of aviation fluid were stored. The fluid was for a helicopter following the Farley Mowat during its journey.

But the Oriental Bluebird slowed and moved out of the way.

"I was right next to the aviation fluid," Capolongo said. "We would have been blown up instantly."

In case you missed it and unless you are totally clueless, "Aviation Fluid" is a new politically correct term for JET FUEL! So they carry a carcinogen fuel on their boat as they play chicken with the bigger ship??? If the ships collide kaboom! These idiots who want to help the environment are risking spilling Jet Fuel in the Ocean killing more whales than they are trying to save!

Michael Jackson has apparently worn out his welcome in Bahrain. So much for his mideast Neverland. He has been told to leave, perhaps because he had intentions of borrowing money to pay off his debt. I say after being caught putting on make-up in the Lady's washroom and wearing women's attire, his weirdness was more than any Islamic(and the rest of us) could bear.

Michael seems to be a common thread for everybody regardless of race, sex or national origin, to hate!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184325,00.html

Paris Hilton had a storage space broken into and items stolen. She didn't find out until the items were sold at auction. Among the items were her diary and some naked photos of the overexposed peeing cow! To each there own, Paris. Why put a personal diary in storage is beyond me. I bet it was an inside job, but who am I.

Well, Lindsay had her diary/journal snatched and although it was returned there were some juicy pages missing. Her PRs and lawyers issued a warning that they would sue if anything is published. Did it do any good? Sure did, we found out that Lindsay can't handle Jared's size among other things!

http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/02/the_lilo_diaries.php

Michael often dreamed of becoming a girl, but molested little boys instead. To start a new life, he bought an island in Bahrain and turned back to his dream of looking like a girl. First he went into the ladies' room to put on his make-up(yeah, I'm sure!), and the excuse was that he didn't understand the language and mistook a woman image for a man. This happens often there, I guess, since Michael was never arrested or anything.

Now Michael has put on a veil and woman's clothes as he shopped at a mall. With him were his test-tube cloned children also wearing veils in search of bees! Let us pray that Michael stays there...or he pisses someone off!

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18233,00.html?tnews

Kate Moss doesn't seem to be in any hurry to go back and face the music in London. That is to answer charges of her coke use which made the pages of the tabloids. No wonder they dubbed her Cocaine Kate, who apparently shows no sign to quit partying! I have my doubt that this rehab reject is totally clean. After all alcohol is a drug and drinking for over 10 hours isn't exactly a rehab poster child!

Well in the past her star studded parties have ended in orgies. This time it was allegedly attended by just a few of her drinking buddies. Amazingly, Lindsay Lohan either couldn't attend or wasn't invited. Anyway, in what may have been an almost deja vu, Kate the boozer was out running paparazzi at 90 mph through the Pont d'Alma tunnel. The same tunnel where Princess Diana's fate was sealed in such a similar manner.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/21499586?source=Daily%20Mail&ct=5

It is being reported that Paris Hilton was so blind drunk that she urinated on herself in a cab. This did not please the cab driver who mopped up the urine with a towel. He claimed that he would use her DNA in court. He said this was brought on after Paris' reps threatened him. So he calls, who else, the National Enquirer!

After that you would think her spokespeople would deny the fact that Paris had a urine attack. Well they did, but noone's buying it. Now they want to counter-sue the cabbie for accusing Paris of being blind drunk as her urine should prove she wasn't!

http://www.spotlightingnews.com/article.php?news=1901

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/012006_parisdrunk.shtml

Then if you ever wondered whereabout Paris' IQ lies, I say somewhere between a worm and a sponge! Welcome to the world of the urinating Paris. Put the plastic on the floor and furniture.

http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/hotgossipc

The new bossom buddies are at it again! The modern Thelma and Louise known as Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss are going wilder. Recently spotted at a New York City strip club called Scores, the two and a few friends enjoyed lap dances and alcohol. Kate did her impression of a drunk stripper and was soon joined by Lindsay as they pole danced in an erotic way.

Apparently the friends partied on vodka and beer during their appearence at the club. I have to wonder if Lindsay was proofed(as is the law in NYS) and if she had a fake ID because the world knows that she is 19, and the legal drinking age is 21. Then they drove off in their seperate vehicles and Moss at least was driving, possibly drunk! Kate is also expected to return to England to be formally arrested, but I guess it's at her convenience.

Both ladies did photoshoots and interviews for Vanity Fair, Lindsay is this current issue. Kate told how she was getting her life together and Lindsay admitted drugs and bulimia, which she later denied...even though it's on tape. If people can't spot a connection to these two, well wait and see!

Links are all over but the best detailed story is at MSNEntertainment under Hot Gossip.

Ashlee Simpson has become the latest ditz celebrity to have a sex video that was stolen from her last year. Seems that images from the film are starting to make their way to the internet. It seems that this is a re-occuring theme among some elite. Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, recently Britney Spears, and now even Ashlee makes a movie that will either make her more popular or sky-rocket her career. Let's face it, if lip-synching on live TV didn't damage her teflon career of make-believe, nothing will!

Ashlee claimed that her best feature are her boobs...ha, I say her best feature is the fact that she is a boob!!!

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/article_2123006.shtml

In the ever changing world of celebrity gossip there is breaking news in some of the favorite people most of us like to hate! First Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...We've heard all the hypes and rumors and even though Tom fired his sister PR, he continues to be the butt of anyone's jokes. Seems that over the holiday he was confronted by Holmes' divorce lawyer father who is not happy with his daughter's involvement with the Scientology misfit.

Nick Lachey get's in touch with his feminine side as he cries and admits to wearing Jessica's shoes!

Lindsay Lohan had Cocoa Puffs, coke, playing cards, and mouthwash delivered to her at the hospital, but the pregnancy test wasn't hers.

In the future the links will accompany the story!